Riley Smith, Humor Writer and Marketer

I'm a Cambridge-educated comedienne with experience in real estate, business intelligence, and entertainment. My passion is split between cutting-edge pop culture and the curtsy/corset days.

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Riley Smith, Humor Writer and Marketer

JB Clothiers Blog • 13th November 2019

What the Batsuit and Your Bespoke Suit Have in Common

Whether you’re fighting the kings of the criminal underground or fighting your way through traffic, you’re going to need a power boost.
Forever Endeavour • 12th November 2019

I Will Write a Happy Poem

A poem published in "Forever Endeavour" online literary magazine.
Freelance Blogging • 30th September 2019

What Kayak is Best for Fishing?

Kayaks are quickly gaining popularity... But which one should you pick?
JB Clothiers Blog • 26th September 2019

The Bespoke Difference

Every step of the design, JB Clothiers puts you in the driver’s seat... A suit is an extension of you at your most stylish and confident, and its individuality should match your own.
Freelance Blogging • 20th September 2019

Why You Feel Sick & Tired While Detoxing & What to Do About It

​A detox restricts your calorie intake while removing addictive foods from your diet. Lower caloric energy causes fatigue and dehydration as your body seeks to conserve energy and water, and the lack of addictive substances like caffeine and sugar causes withdrawal symptoms.
Unsolicited Comedy, Personal Blog • 18th September 2019

10 Things You Hear at Open Mics (that you'll wish you never did)

I have had the pleasure of being subjected to some of the greatest unknown talents and some of the most hopefully-will-remain-anonymous stand-ups in my own burgeoning comedy career.
Unsolicited Comedy, Personal Blog • 4th September 2019

5 Guys You Meet in Improv Class

I have spent over a decade in and out of improv classes of varying experience levels... and differing widely in style. Yet, somehow, the same five guys always pop up in class.
Kinda Sketchy, Sketch Comedy Troupe • 22nd August 2016

Origins of the Species

A group of cavemen holding a meeting around a fire. Blarg stands central, leading the discussion. Next to him stands Iqa, who has a child. Variously standing and sitting around them are the pairs of Derk and Mawa (who is pregnant), Ugg and Ona, and Karl and Beka. There is also, off to one side, sleeping, Old Man Ergenerg.
Kinda Sketchy, Sketch Comedy Troupe • 5th February 2015

My Tiny Mouse Heart

*it is very important that the characters in this scene be very obviously mice. Anthropomorphized mice, sure, but mice nonetheless.*
Historical Fiction, Short Story • 30th October 2013

The Unhappy Marriage of Lady de la Pole, Marchioness of Winchester

"Mistress Isabella was of course quite beautiful... As she must be. An ugly person never makes for a good heroine. So we will say Mistress Isabella was the most beautiful girl in her time, be that historically true or not. What is known for certain is her dowry would be massive. Fortune can make up for any amount of ugliness."
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